WEST VIRGINIA CREDIT CARD, original, Chuck Picklesimer, song 5

WEST VIRGINIA CREDIT CARD copyright chuck picklesimer 2005

To view the video for song number one of the Dead Ninja Christmas album, "reindeer for breakfast on christmas", click on this link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNHnyY...

to hear song number 2, "help wanted", click here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmzlkd...

To hear song 3, "How Santa Got Jolly" click here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHg-Ms...

To hear song 4, Christmas Polka Cha Cha click here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zRpf0YRNs4&feature=email

With a hatchet and a saw you can get for free, a Christmas tree for you and me.
They grow wild along the street, such a pretty sight. For best results, stoop real
Low. Cut them fast at night.

Chorus:
Its a West Virginia credit card. Its an I dont I-owe-you. With a hatchet
And a saw, an avoidance of the law, you can I-dont-I-owe-too.

With a loaf of bread and a musky net you can eat free goose or duck. They cruise
the river waitin for bread giver. Thats me in my old truck. On Christmas eve
Roll up my sleeve with a napkin in my lap. Ill eat free bird until I burp to a free bird,
To a free bird.to a free bird Christmas nap.

REPEAT CHORUS

With a five gallon can and a careful man, ten feet of rubber hose, you can siphon off that
Golden stuff that makes ol truck truck go. Put that rubber hose in a box. Tie a ribbon
on it. Put it beneath your Christmas tree. Its a mountain momma Christmas gift.

REPEAT CHORUS

Edward Isac Edward we nick named E. I. E. He grew some corn I stole from him. He
Pulled a gun on me. I tried to use my I Dont Owe. He wouldnt let it go.
He cocked that pistol and I said, Its E. I. E I Owe.
Im used to getting things for free but E. I. E I Owe.
He has no Christmas gifts for me, just E. I. E. I. Owe. (CHORUS AND END SONG)