J-Proc "A Christmas Song (Stuff The Turkey)" vs X Factor & R.A.T.M for No. 1

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J-Proc's debut single "A Christmas Song (Stuff The Turkey) is an attempt to bring back the novelty record for Xmas.

Having got bored of Simon Cowell's X Factor dominating the Christmas chart race for 4 years with Shayne Ward, Leona Lewis, Leon Jackson and Alexandra Burke, the duo decided to launch their own single. Potentially facing Stacey Solomon, Joe McElderry or Olly Murs, the duo knew it was going to be tough. However, now they have to face Rage Against The Machine and Sir Cliff Richard whose Facebook groups are sweltering. Can their Same Difference meet N-Dubz tracks work. One fan describes them as Basshunter meets Blazin Squad and N-Dubz, which surely can't be a bad thing?

The duo's techno/pop song and homemade feel video hope to brighten up the charts this coming christmas. Available digitally to download from iTunes and Amazon (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Christmas-Song-Stuff-Turkey/dp/B002Z4YR8U/ref=sr_1_1?ie­=UTF8&s=dmusic&qid=1260485487&sr=8-1) on December 14th 2009. For more information go to http://www.myspace.com/jprocuk

Lyrics:

JW: (Spoken)
Merry Christmas innit Proc Proc

Proc Proc: (Spoken)
Oh JW I've been on the...Babycham

JW: (Spoken)
And you've been on the mince pies too aint ya?

Proc Proc: (Spoken)
Oooh you cheeky little

Both:
Have a Merry Christmas, A Chavylicious Christmas,
We'll sing and rap and dance around, we're gonna have a ball

Have a Merry Christmas, A Chavylicious Christmas,
We'll get your cans and puffs and blag presents for us all

Both:
Have a Merry Christmas, A Chavylicious Christmas,
We'll sing and rap and dance around, we're gonna have a ball

Have a Merry Christmas, A Chavylicious Christmas,
We'll get your cans and puffs and blag presents for us all

Both:
Yo yo yo it be Xmas time, and we be chillin' it pretty fine,
We be santa's, happy helpers and we're bringing you da rhymes

Proc Proc:
Jdub bring you love and peace,
mince pies and fizzy cans,
trackie bottoms, ho ho caps,
he got so many fans

JW:
We gonna teach the elves,
and the reindeer how to rock.
We'll get down with some holy dudes,
they'll mash it up with Proc!

Both:
Have a Merry Christmas, A Chavyliciouc Christmas,
We'll sing and rap and dance around, we're gonna have a ball,

Have a Merry Christmas, A Chavylicious Christmas,
We'll get your cans and puffs and blag presents for us all,

Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum,
Dum Dum Dum,
Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum,
Dum Dum Dum Dum,

Have a Merry Christmas, A Chavylicious Christmas,
We'll sing and rap and dance around, we're gonna have a ball.

Proc Proc:
Xmas tree

JW:
Snowman

Proc Proc:
That's the walking in the air thing innit?

JW:
Ride the reindeer

Both:
Stuff the turkey

Proc Proc:
Do the santa

JW:
Give out the presents

Proc Proc:
Now

Both:
Put the angel on the top!

Have a Merry Christmas, A Chavylicious Christmas,
We'll sing and rap and dance around, we're gonna have a ball,

Have a Merry Christmas, A Chavylicious Christmas,
We'll get your cans and puffs and blag presents for us all,

Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum
Dum Dum Dum
Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum
Dum Dum Dum Dum

Have a Merry Christmas, A Chavylicious Christmas,
We'll sing and rap and dance around, we're gonna have a ball.